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February 11th 2003

Best stories are written by life. So everyone's life must be a bestseller.

Well, that's at least what we should think.

But reality is more like the movie "Donnie Darko". I've recently seen this divine peace of - yeah - art and I'm glad that this happened to me. Thanks to jazzymike for showing me another important thing in my life.

It's reality. You go to work and you're surrounded by slaves, zombies, non-individual bored déjà-vu-people. Why déjà-vu?

Because it's like in another one of my favourite movies: "Groundhog Day". Well, not actually the same, but those people - or rather bees - go to their hives every day, do their work, go home, wake up next morning and do the same procedure again and again. Then it's weekend. What does an average citizen do on weekends? Right. He or she gets drunk, goes into the sun, goes skiing, and - oh - the world is so happy and wonderful!

But what about the others? What about people who really form own thoughts, think individually and are able to create their own worlds, stories, music and art?

"Oh, you're so sick! Go back to your tomb!" they get told.

But now I ask you: What's better? Coming from a tomb or working in a hive?

Now you might say: "Well, one day everyone becomes a slave of another one. You can't escape."

And you're so right. That's what depresses my soul. But I'll never lose my own mind. Only over my dead body.

February 07th 2003

So. No new Halfquake Comic. YES, I know. But I got some little details concerning Personal Halfquake for you. Interested? Read on.

  • Make contracts with various agencies to get victims.
  • Build traps to kill victims and gain xp points.
  • Buy items to get more money or more informations about your opponents.
  • Activate sponsoring for even more money.
  • Attack opponents with lots of dragons.
  • Get more and better traps on higher levels.
  • Sell victims on the black market.
  • Gamble with the surprise sadism box.
  • Be the best sadist in the world - or wherever we are.

    Personal Halfquake is about 75% done. Be prepared for a whole new sadistic experience in about two weeks.
  • February 06th 2003

    Sorry, again no new Halfquake Comic. I had some problems with Personal Halfquake and the server.

    And I'm tired as hell. Problem is that there're just one body, just one brain and only two hands available. Sometimes it's simply not enough.

    Please be patient.

    Stay dead.

    February 03rd 2003

    chappi, one of our best friends, and his clan United Anti Christs released their new homepage:

    Thanks for the link exchange, guys.

    As for myself I'll post a new Halfquake Comic today. I got some new ideas for Personal Halfquake and I love winter.

    Special thanks to meister_fredi, auriane, dr voodoo, niner and chappi for testing and their time and patience with me and my freakin ideas. That was in no particular order. Everyone is on the same level. Just wanted to mention that.

    And of course thanks to all fans and visitors who still support and think about us.

    Stay deaaaad.

    January 30th 2003

    YES! :D

    Ok, sue me, break me, kill me for not publishing any halfquake comic this week. But I was very busy with Personal Halfquake and a creativity contest, to which I'm going to send our precious Halfquake and Halfquake Amen.

    Anyway, expect new Halfquake Comics next week! And I'm very sorry for the inconvenience with Don't know what was wrong, but now it seems to work again!

    I added Personal Halfquake to the projects section. Click on it and you'll see a little screenshot from the startscreen.

    Thanks to voodoo, chappi and especially meister_fredi for the hardcore testing session today!

    Alright dudes, hope you're still with us!

    Stay the hell dead.




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